# Internet Slang

From chat rooms to viral social media, discover the boldest and funniest internet slang dominating the web.

One say one (U1S1)

有一说一 (yǒu yī shuō yī)

Means: To be fair / Let's be honest / Objectively speaking

Six six six

666 (liù liù liù)

Means: Smooth! / Impressive! / Nailed it

Yin yang weird qi

阴阳怪气 (yīn yáng guài qì)

Means: Passive-aggressive / Backhanded / Sarcastic with plausible deniability

Touch fish

摸鱼 (mō yú)

Means: Slacking off / Goldbricking / Loafing on the job

Cut chives

割韭菜 (gē jiǔ cài)

Means: Fleece the newcomers / Exploit repeat victims / Pump and dump

Arguing essence

杠精 (gàng jīng)

Means: Devil's advocate addict / Professional contrarian / Troll (educated)

Break defense

破防 (pò fáng)

Means: Hit where it hurts / Emotionally overwhelmed / Caught off guard

Lick dog

舔狗 (tiǎn gǒu)

Means: Simp / Doormat / Hopeless pursuer

Stabbed heart, old buddy

扎心了,老铁 (zhā xīn le, lǎo tiě)

Means: That hits home / Ouch, man / Right in the feels

Melon eating masses

吃瓜群众 (chī guā qún zhòng)

Means: Bystanders / Rubberneckers / The peanut gallery

YYDS

永远的神 (yǒng yuǎn de shén)

Means: GOAT (Greatest of All Time) / Legend / Iconic

Versailles

凡尔赛 (fán ěr sài)

Means: Humblebrag / Covert boasting / Performative modesty

Social death

社死 (shè sǐ)

Means: Cringe moment / Public humiliation / Reputation suicide

Lying flat

躺平 (tǎng píng)

Means: Opting out / Dropping out / Voluntary minimalism

Dog food

狗粮 (gǒu liáng)

Means: Public displays of affection that make single people feel bad / Relationship bragging

Glass heart

玻璃心 (bō li xīn)

Means: Overly sensitive / Thin-skinned / Easily hurt

Green tea bitch

绿茶婊 (lǜ chá biǎo)

Means: A woman who pretends to be innocent and sweet while scheming behind the scenes / Fake innocent

Middle two

中二 (zhōng èr)

Means: Adolescent self-importance / Cringeworthy teenage grandiosity / Delusional teenage syndrome

Old driver

老司机 (lǎo sī jī)

Means: Veteran expert / Someone with deep experience and resources / Seasoned pro

Salted fish

咸鱼 (xián yú)

Means: A person with no ambition / Someone who has given up on striving / Slacker with self-awareness

Go past no mistake past

走过路过,不要错过 (zǒu guò lù guò, bù yào cuò guò)

Means: Don't miss out / Grab it while you can / Once in a lifetime / Act now

Know is know, no know is no know

知之为知之,不知为不知,是知也 (zhī zhī wéi zhī zhī, bù zhī wéi bù zhī, shì zhī yě)

Means: To know what you know and to know what you do not know — that is true knowledge

How are you? How old are you?

怎么是你?怎么老是你? (zěn me shì nǐ? zěn me lǎo shì nǐ?)

Means: What a coincidence / You again? / Why is it always you?

Tree new bee

吹牛皮 (chuī niú pí)

Means: Talk big / Boast / Full of hot air / Blowing smoke

One day teacher, day day father

一日为师,终身为父 (yī rì wéi shī, zhōng shēn wéi fù)

Means: A teacher for a day is a father for a lifetime

Fast fast as biu biu

急急如律令 (jí jí rú lǜ lìng)

Means: Without delay / As fast as lightning / Presto!

Family 4.0

四世同堂 (sì shì tóng táng)

Means: Four generations living under one roof

God is a girl

上帝不公 (shàng dì bù gōng)

Means: God is unfair / Life is not fair

Chinglish

中式英语 (zhōng shì yīng yǔ)

Means: Chinese English

Laugh to pee

笑尿了 (xiào niào le)

Means: Laughing so hard I peed / LMAO (Laughing my ass off)

Geilivable / Ungelivable

给力 / 不给力 (gěi lì / bù gěi lì)

Means: Awesome & Supportive / Disappointing & Unhelpful

Niubility

牛逼 (niú bī)

Means: Awesomeness / Badassery / Incredible skill

Smilence

笑而不语 (xiào ér bù yǔ)

Means: A knowing smile / To smile without saying a word

No zuo no die

不作死就不会死 (bù zuō sǐ jiù bú huì sǐ)

Means: Play stupid games, win stupid prizes / You asked for it

You can you up, no can no bb

你行你上,不行别哔哔 (nǐ xíng nǐ shàng, bù xíng bié bī bi)

Means: Put your money where your mouth is / If you can do it, go ahead; otherwise, shut up