📖 Origin Story
“急急如律令” (jí jí rú lǜ lìng) is a highly famous ancient incantation used by Chinese Taoist priests and exorcists. Often seen in historical fantasy dramas or zombie movies, it is shouted at the end of a spell to command spirits or magic to execute an order immediately and strictly according to the law.
The Chinglish translation completely abandons the historical gravity of the phrase:
- “Fast fast”: A literal, reduplicated translation of “急急” (urgent/hurry up).
- “Biu biu”: A highly popular Chinese internet onomatopoeia for the sound of a laser gun shooting, a magic wand zapping, or something flying away at light speed.
😂 Why It’s Hilarious
It takes an ancient, solemn religious command—used for battling demons and calling upon the gods—and turns it into a goofy, sci-fi sound effect.
Instead of an imposing Taoist priest commanding the forces of nature, “Fast fast as biu biu” sounds like a toddler playing with a plastic laser blaster. The sheer absurdity of mixing ancient Chinese mysticism with the cartoonish “biu biu” sound makes it an instant 5-star comedy masterpiece.
✍️ Usage in Context
Modern netizens use this playfully when they are demanding someone to do something instantly, or when they are pretending to “cast a spell” to bring good luck or banish bad vibes.
Example Conversation:
- A: “I’m so hungry, when is the food delivery arriving?”
- B: (Waves hands like casting a spell) “May the delivery guy fly here on a rocket. Fast fast as biu biu!”