Chinglish

The beautifully awkward, hilarious, and highly expressive world of literal translations and internet slang.

Where linguistic rules break down, creativity takes over. Discover the legendary literal translations, viral internet slang, and the charming cultural collisions that make Chinglish truly unique.

📚 Found 103 entries in this collection.

One say one (U1S1)

有一说一 (yǒu yī shuō yī)

Means: To be fair / Let's be honest / Objectively speaking

Six six six

666 (liù liù liù)

Means: Smooth! / Impressive! / Nailed it

Yin yang weird qi

阴阳怪气 (yīn yáng guài qì)

Means: Passive-aggressive / Backhanded / Sarcastic with plausible deniability

Touch fish

摸鱼 (mō yú)

Means: Slacking off / Goldbricking / Loafing on the job

Cut chives

割韭菜 (gē jiǔ cài)

Means: Fleece the newcomers / Exploit repeat victims / Pump and dump

Arguing essence

杠精 (gàng jīng)

Means: Devil's advocate addict / Professional contrarian / Troll (educated)

Break defense

破防 (pò fáng)

Means: Hit where it hurts / Emotionally overwhelmed / Caught off guard

Lick dog

舔狗 (tiǎn gǒu)

Means: Simp / Doormat / Hopeless pursuer

Stabbed heart, old buddy

扎心了,老铁 (zhā xīn le, lǎo tiě)

Means: That hits home / Ouch, man / Right in the feels

Melon eating masses

吃瓜群众 (chī guā qún zhòng)

Means: Bystanders / Rubberneckers / The peanut gallery

Mend pen after sheep lost

亡羊补牢 (wáng yáng bǔ láo)

Means: Better late than never / Lock the barn door after the horse is stolen

Kill chicken take egg

杀鸡取卵 (shā jī qǔ luǎn)

Means: Kill the goose that lays the golden eggs

Beat grass startle snake

打草惊蛇 (dǎ cǎo jīng shé)

Means: Tip off the enemy / Alert the quarry / Let the cat out of the bag

Hit nail

碰钉子 (pèng dīng zi)

Means: Run into a wall / Get rejected / Get snubbed

Pat horse butt

拍马屁 (pāi mǎ pì)

Means: Brown-nosing / Bootlicking / Kissing up

YYDS

永远的神 (yǒng yuǎn de shén)

Means: GOAT (Greatest of All Time) / Legend / Iconic

Versailles

凡尔赛 (fán ěr sài)

Means: Humblebrag / Covert boasting / Performative modesty

Social death

社死 (shè sǐ)

Means: Cringe moment / Public humiliation / Reputation suicide

Lying flat

躺平 (tǎng píng)

Means: Opting out / Dropping out / Voluntary minimalism

Cup bow snake shadow

杯弓蛇影 (bēi gōng shé yǐng)

Means: Jumping at shadows / Paranoid delusion / Seeing threats that aren't there

Qi people worry about sky

杞人忧天 (Qǐ rén yōu tiān)

Means: Catastrophizing / Borrowing trouble / Worrying about things you cannot control

Self-contradicting spear and shield

自相矛盾 (zì xiāng máo dùn)

Means: Contradict yourself / Self-defeating argument / Catch-22

Lord Ye loves dragons

叶公好龙 (Yè Gōng hào lóng)

Means: Fake enthusiasm / All talk no action / Claiming to love something you actually fear

Mark boat find sword

刻舟求剑 (kè zhōu qiú jiàn)

Means: Rigid thinking / Refusing to adapt / Following a plan that no longer applies

Gaze at plums to quench thirst

望梅止渴 (wàng méi zhǐ kě)

Means: Wishful thinking / Mental placebo / Self-deception through imagination

Send charcoal in snow

雪中送炭 (sòng xuī tàn zhōng)

Means: A friend in need / Help when it matters most / Timely assistance

Cover ear steal bell

掩耳盗铃 (yǎn ěr dào líng)

Means: Self-deception / Burying your head in the sand / Whistling past the graveyard

Show axe at Ban's door

班门弄斧 (Bān mén nòng fǔ)

Means: Teach fish to swim / Show off in front of an expert / Carry coals to Newcastle

Point deer call horse

指鹿为马 (zhǐ lù wéi mǎ)

Means: Deliberate deception / Calling black white / Authoritarian gaslighting

Guard tree stump wait rabbit

守株待兔 (shǒu zhū dài tù)

Means: Waiting for lightning to strike twice / Relying on blind luck / Refusing to adapt

Fox borrows tiger's might

狐假虎威 (hú jiǎ hǔ wēi)

Means: Riding on someone's coattails / Borrowing authority / Name-dropping with power

Draw snake add feet

画蛇添足 (huà shé tiān zú)

Means: Gild the lily / Overdo it / Ruin something by adding unnecessary details

Play piano to a cow

对牛弹琴 (duì niú tán qín)

Means: Cast pearls before swine / Preach to the choir / Waste effort on the wrong audience

Dog food

狗粮 (gǒu liáng)

Means: Public displays of affection that make single people feel bad / Relationship bragging

Eat vinegar

吃醋 (chī cù)

Means: Be jealous / Feel jealous / Have a fit of jealousy

Fight chicken blood

打鸡血 (dǎ jī xuè)

Means: Extreme hype / Artificial enthusiasm / Forced motivation

Frog at the bottom of a well

井底之蛙 (jǐng dǐ zhī wā)

Means: A person with a narrow worldview / Someone who thinks small / Provincial thinker

Glass heart

玻璃心 (bō li xīn)

Means: Overly sensitive / Thin-skinned / Easily hurt

Green tea bitch

绿茶婊 (lǜ chá biǎo)

Means: A woman who pretends to be innocent and sweet while scheming behind the scenes / Fake innocent

Leftover woman

剩女 (shèng nǚ)

Means: Single woman past the conventional marriage age / Unmarried woman in her late twenties or older

Middle two

中二 (zhōng èr)

Means: Adolescent self-importance / Cringeworthy teenage grandiosity / Delusional teenage syndrome

Old driver

老司机 (lǎo sī jī)

Means: Veteran expert / Someone with deep experience and resources / Seasoned pro

Old ginger is spicy

姜还是老的辣 (jiāng hái shì lǎo de là)

Means: Experience counts / The old guard still has it / You can't teach an old dog new tricks — but you don't need to

Pour cold water

泼冷水 (pō lěng shuǐ)

Means: Dampen someone's enthusiasm / Rain on someone's parade / Throw cold water on an idea

Salted fish

咸鱼 (xián yú)

Means: A person with no ambition / Someone who has given up on striving / Slacker with self-awareness

Touch porcelain

碰瓷 (pèng cí)

Means: Staged accident fraud / Insurance scam / Fake injury scheme

Wear small shoes

穿小鞋 (chuān xiǎo xié)

Means: Make things difficult / Give someone a hard time / Sabotage someone quietly

You can kill me. But you can not fuck me.

你可以杀了我,但你不能搞我 (Nǐ kěyǐ shā le wǒ, dàn nǐ bùnéng gǎo wǒ)

Means: You can kill me, but you can't break my spirit / Do your worst

VIP dog

贵宾犬 (guìbīn quǎn)

Means: Poodle

Smell smelly, taste tasty

闻着臭,吃着香 (wén zhe chòu, chī zhe xiāng)

Means: It smells funky but tastes amazing / Stinky yet delicious / An acquired taste with a pungent aroma

Dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mouse' son can make hole

龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞 (lóng shēng lóng, fèng shēng fèng, lǎo shǔ de ér zi huì dǎ dòng)

Means: Like father, like son / The apple doesn't fall far from the tree / A chip off the old block / Blood will tell

Where cool where you stay

哪凉快上哪呆着 / 哪儿凉快哪儿待着去 (nǎ liángkuài shàng nǎ dāizhe)

Means: Get lost / Beat it / Take a hike / Go cool off somewhere / Leave me alone

Morning three night four

朝三暮四 (zhāo sān mù sì)

Means: Blow hot and cold / Flip-flop / Fickle / Change one's mind constantly

One word go, jia jia jia

一言既出,驷马难追 (yī yán jì chū, sì mǎ nán zhuī)

Means: A promise is a promise / What's done is done / No take-backs / My word is my bond

0.5 yes 0.5 no

半信半疑 (bàn xìn bàn yí)

Means: Take it with a grain of salt / Skeptical / On the fence / Dubious

All money back my home

恭喜发财 / 财归我家 (Gōng xǐ fā cái / Cái guī wǒ jiā)

Means: Wishing you prosperity / May wealth flow to you / Show me the money

Go past no mistake past

走过路过,不要错过 (zǒu guò lù guò, bù yào cuò guò)

Means: Don't miss out / Grab it while you can / Once in a lifetime / Act now

Know is know, no know is no know

知之为知之,不知为不知,是知也 (zhī zhī wéi zhī zhī, bù zhī wéi bù zhī, shì zhī yě)

Means: To know what you know and to know what you do not know — that is true knowledge

How are you? How old are you?

怎么是你?怎么老是你? (zěn me shì nǐ? zěn me lǎo shì nǐ?)

Means: What a coincidence / You again? / Why is it always you?

Tree new bee

吹牛皮 (chuī niú pí)

Means: Talk big / Boast / Full of hot air / Blowing smoke

One day teacher, day day father

一日为师,终身为父 (yī rì wéi shī, zhōng shēn wéi fù)

Means: A teacher for a day is a father for a lifetime

One head fog water

一头雾水 (yì tóu wù shuǐ)

Means: Totally clueless / Baffled / In the dark

Heart flower angry open

心花怒放 (xīn huā nù fàng)

Means: Bursting with joy / Over the moon / Wildly delighted

Fuck the duck until exploded

干炸鸭子 (gān zhà yā zi)

Means: Dry-fried duck / Deep-fried duck

Go and look!

走着瞧 (Zǒu zhe qiáo)

Means: Just you wait and see! / We'll see about that.

Papa no baby

不孕不育 (Bù yùn bù yù)

Means: Infertility / Unable to conceive

No money no talk.

没钱免谈 (Méi qián miǎn tán)

Means: Money talks / No pay, no play / Show me the money

We two who and who!

我俩谁跟谁 (Wǒ liǎ shéi gēn shéi)

Means: We are so close! / You're my best bud, don't mention it! / We go way back

You don't bird me, I don't bird you!

你不鸟我,我也不鸟你 (Nǐ bù niǎo wǒ, wǒ yě bù niǎo nǐ)

Means: If you ignore me, I'll ignore you right back / The silent treatment is mutual

Love who who!

爱谁谁 (Ài shéi shéi)

Means: I couldn't care less / Whatever / Do whatever you want

You swan, he frog

你算什么东西 / 癞蛤蟆想吃天鹅肉 (Nǐ suàn shénme dōngxī / Làihámá xiǎng chī tiān'é ròu)

Means: Who do you think you are? / Way out of your league

No JJ book

葵花宝典 / 辟邪剑谱 (Kuíhuā Bǎodiǎn / Pìxié Jiànpǔ)

Means: The Sunflower Manual / The ultimate martial arts guide requiring self-castration

Fast fast as biu biu

急急如律令 (jí jí rú lǜ lìng)

Means: Without delay / As fast as lightning / Presto!

Family 4.0

四世同堂 (sì shì tóng táng)

Means: Four generations living under one roof

God is a girl

上帝不公 (shàng dì bù gōng)

Means: God is unfair / Life is not fair

You me you me

彼此彼此 (bǐ cǐ bǐ cǐ)

Means: The feeling is mutual / Likewise / Same here

You dida-dida me, I huala-huala you

滴水之恩,当涌泉相报 (dī shuǐ zhī ēn, dāng yǒng quán xiāng bào)

Means: Repay a drop of water with a rushing spring / A small favor will be repaid manifold

No three no four

不三不四 (bù sān bù sì)

Means: Shady / Dubious / Unsavory character

Nonsense eight ways

胡说八道 (hú shuō bā dào)

Means: Talking nonsense / Talking rubbish

Wind horse cow not related

风马牛不相及 (fēng mǎ niú bù xiāng jí)

Means: Totally unrelated / Apples and oranges

Blow cow / Talk big cow

吹牛 (chuī niú)

Means: Bragging / Boasting / Talking big

One don't do, two don't stop

一不做二不休 (yī bú zuò èr bù xiū)

Means: In for a penny, in for a pound / Might as well go all the way

Open door see mountain

开门见山 (kāi mén jiàn shān)

Means: Get straight to the point / Cut to the chase

Seven up eight down

七上八下 (qī shàng bā xià) / 乱七八糟 (often confused)

Means: Anxious / Having butterflies in one's stomach

Horse horse tiger tiger

马马虎虎 (mǎ mǎ hǔ hǔ)

Means: So-so / Mediocre / Careless

Chinglish

中式英语 (zhōng shì yīng yǔ)

Means: Chinese English

Laugh to pee

笑尿了 (xiào niào le)

Means: Laughing so hard I peed / LMAO (Laughing my ass off)

Geilivable / Ungelivable

给力 / 不给力 (gěi lì / bù gěi lì)

Means: Awesome & Supportive / Disappointing & Unhelpful

Niubility

牛逼 (niú bī)

Means: Awesomeness / Badassery / Incredible skill

Smilence

笑而不语 (xiào ér bù yǔ)

Means: A knowing smile / To smile without saying a word

No zuo no die

不作死就不会死 (bù zuō sǐ jiù bú huì sǐ)

Means: Play stupid games, win stupid prizes / You asked for it

You can you up, no can no bb

你行你上,不行别哔哔 (nǐ xíng nǐ shàng, bù xíng bié bī bi)

Means: Put your money where your mouth is / If you can do it, go ahead; otherwise, shut up

Open water

开水 (kāi shuǐ)

Means: Boiled water / Hot water

Watch sister

表妹 (biǎo mèi)

Means: Female cousin (on the mother's side)

Let the horse come here

放马过来 (fàng mǎ guò lái)

Means: Bring it on! / Come at me!

Give you some color to see see

给你点颜色看看 (gěi nǐ diǎn yán sè kàn kan)

Means: Teach you a lesson / Show you what I'm capable of

Good good study, day day up

好好学习,天天向上 (hǎo hǎo xué xí, tiān tiān xiàng shàng)

Means: Study hard and make progress every day

People mountain people sea

人山人海 (rén shān rén hǎi)

Means: A sea of people / Huge crowds

Paper tiger

纸老虎 (zhǐ lǎo hǔ)

Means: A hollow threat / Someone who appears powerful but is actually weak

No can do

不行 / 做不得 (bù xíng / zuò bu de)

Means: I can't do it / That is not possible

Lose face

丢脸 (diū liǎn)

Means: Be humiliated / Suffer a loss of respect

Long time no see

好久不见 (hǎo jiǔ bú jiàn)

Means: It's been a while! / I haven't seen you in ages!

Add oil

加油 (jiā yóu)

Means: Go for it! / Keep it up! / Come on!