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Horse horse tiger tiger

马马虎虎 (mǎ mǎ hǔ hǔ)

Means: So-so / Mediocre / Careless

Open water

开水 (kāi shuǐ)

Means: Boiled water / Hot water

Watch sister

表妹 (biǎo mèi)

Means: Female cousin (on the mother's side)

Let the horse come here

放马过来 (fàng mǎ guò lái)

Means: Bring it on! / Come at me!

Give you some color to see see

给你点颜色看看 (gěi nǐ diǎn yán sè kàn kan)

Means: Teach you a lesson / Show you what I'm capable of

No can do

不行 / 做不得 (bù xíng / zuò bu de)

Means: I can't do it / That is not possible

Lose face

丢脸 (diū liǎn)

Means: Be humiliated / Suffer a loss of respect

Long time no see

好久不见 (hǎo jiǔ bú jiàn)

Means: It's been a while! / I haven't seen you in ages!

Add oil

加油 (jiā yóu)

Means: Go for it! / Keep it up! / Come on!

No JJ book

葵花宝典 / 辟邪剑谱 (Kuíhuā Bǎodiǎn / Pìxié Jiànpǔ)

Means: The Sunflower Manual / The ultimate martial arts guide requiring self-castration

You me you me

彼此彼此 (bǐ cǐ bǐ cǐ)

Means: The feeling is mutual / Likewise / Same here

You dida-dida me, I huala-huala you

滴水之恩，当涌泉相报 (dī shuǐ zhī ēn, dāng yǒng quán xiāng bào)

Means: Repay a drop of water with a rushing spring / A small favor will be repaid manifold

No three no four

不三不四 (bù sān bù sì)

Means: Shady / Dubious / Unsavory character

Nonsense eight ways

胡说八道 (hú shuō bā dào)

Means: Talking nonsense / Talking rubbish

Wind horse cow not related

风马牛不相及 (fēng mǎ niú bù xiāng jí)

Means: Totally unrelated / Apples and oranges

Blow cow / Talk big cow

吹牛 (chuī niú)

Means: Bragging / Boasting / Talking big

One don't do, two don't stop

一不做二不休 (yī bú zuò èr bù xiū)

Means: In for a penny, in for a pound / Might as well go all the way

Open door see mountain

开门见山 (kāi mén jiàn shān)

Means: Get straight to the point / Cut to the chase

Seven up eight down

七上八下 (qī shàng bā xià) / 乱七八糟 (often confused)

Means: Anxious / Having butterflies in one's stomach

Paper tiger

纸老虎 (zhǐ lǎo hǔ)

Means: A hollow threat / Someone who appears powerful but is actually weak

Fast fast as biu biu

急急如律令 (jí jí rú lǜ lìng)

Means: Without delay / As fast as lightning / Presto!

Family 4.0

四世同堂 (sì shì tóng táng)

Means: Four generations living under one roof

God is a girl

上帝不公 (shàng dì bù gōng)

Means: God is unfair / Life is not fair

Chinglish

中式英语 (zhōng shì yīng yǔ)

Means: Chinese English

Laugh to pee

笑尿了 (xiào niào le)

Means: Laughing so hard I peed / LMAO (Laughing my ass off)

Geilivable / Ungelivable

给力 / 不给力 (gěi lì / bù gěi lì)

Means: Awesome & Supportive / Disappointing & Unhelpful

Niubility

牛逼 (niú bī)

Means: Awesomeness / Badassery / Incredible skill

Smilence

笑而不语 (xiào ér bù yǔ)

Means: A knowing smile / To smile without saying a word

You can you up, no can no bb

你行你上，不行别哔哔 (nǐ xíng nǐ shàng, bù xíng bié bī bi)

Means: Put your money where your mouth is / If you can do it, go ahead; otherwise, shut up